Three days ago:
Found my eOS had crashed. Got on my dad's spare Dell Latitude (by God, the keyboard is awesome) and downloaded an image file for Ubuntu.

Fast Forward to today morning :
Apparently, my dad never did down either of his laptops, or even lock. The Latitude had a update but it then started reverting it. It went into a loop.

My dad: what did you do?! It was working perfectly before, you must have crashed it.

What the fuck dad... Thankfully, he got it up and running later.