Forget stress balls!
Relieve your stress with this giant enter button!

Punch it like you mean it.
Tell your boss off with every punch of the enter button!
Smash those bugs with the might of Zues!
Cause a lotta damage!

https://amazon.com/Hongxin-Novelty-...

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

It doesn't ship to Germany. Kill me.

I WILL FOREVER THANK YOU!

👍

Ads are getting smarter

Suddenly after one month.

Friend: Hey man, you are single right? Your right arm looks ripped. Better find a girlfriend or switch to your left.

Me the next day: This key goes to the left now.

@bitsnpieces "Better find a girlfriend" lol

Are you here from the other rant https://devrant.com/rants/1411839/ ?

@cst1992

Its better to say I don't have a girlfriend, rather than explain what I am doing with this huge ass enter key.

By the way, you my friend might just break devrant. You created a cyclic dependency. Lets hope nothing breaks. xD

@bitsnpieces OMG. Now a singularity will be created! We're all doomed!!!!!

@cst1992 thanks, now I'm stuck in a loop. 😱