Dude should have his 10 points

I mean he was supposed to describe them

@karwler
Denial: When you see the tech requirements, and you just say 'nope'
Bargain: When you finally agree but ask for more time than planned
Anger: ...I'll let @AlexDeLarge take care of this 😎
Depression: Deadline is tomorrow
Acceptance: Finishing the project in time after all

Boy it's an old one....

Duly noted

I'm seriously wondering what the 5 magical steps are supposed to be.

These are phases of just debugging 😂