I don't know where to start, but here's the end of my story:
MY GROUPMATE WHO IS AN MENG THINKS LINUX IS A FUCKING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. WHY DID MY UNI GIVE A TROGLODYTE AN MENG AND LET HIM WORK ON LTE NETWORK SOLUTIONS

Master of engineering. And didn't know devRant has become a PG community, i had to deal with my groupmate's shit for a month and a half and he doesn't even understand the basic tools and the first deadline is closer than my testicles

@Justananon Closer than your testicles? Your testicles are close to what exactly though. To the deadline?

@filthyranter English language is a powerful tool, it was implied that my testicles are close to one another and my deadline is closer than that

@Justananon Ah, then you should've said "...is closer than my testicles are to each other."

@filthyranter not really, it is implied. As a native english speaker I would have understood that refference and would normally believe that such simple "slang" would be understood in other parts of the world as long as English is understood.