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11

TYML

1740

9y

“I don’t comment my code”
16

rui725

756

9y

You can never C# if your eyes are closed :)
19

byte

3255

9y

"Code never lies, comments sometimes do"
13

bedAssDev

206

9y

"You can't fix a bug if it works on your machine"..
15

gorsamp

1895

9y

"This shit compiled yesterday!"
15

spacem

1826

9y

"there is no code faster than no code" and "less code, equals less bugs"
27

Root

77073

9y

"Talk is cheap. Show me the code."
-- Linus Torvalds
36

shellbug

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9y

My favourite is the single quote.
4

gorsamp

1895

9y

@shellbug backtick for ultimate SQL compatibility
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Cyanide

13236

9y

.
32

sbin

1994

9y

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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rui725

756

9y

@Cyanide that’s like

If(mistake=true) // there is no perfect code
{
// you will always have a bug
}
0

Adarsh

193

9y

sudo
19

BambuSource

13147

9y

"I code because it's the closest thing to magic I can perform."
- by @gitblame
1

lucaIO

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9y

@rui725 should be == and you could go without ==true 😉
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rui725

756

9y

@lucaIO forgive me :) but that is how you assigned variables on a condition .. might point is it always have a mistake in a program ... and that there is no perfect program :)
0

Cyanide

13236

9y

@GodHatesMe Hahahaha
0

lucaIO

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9y

@rui725 i got it😂
9

ilikeglue

1622

9y

"Software is like sex; it's better when it's free." and "fuck you Nvidia" by Linus Torvalds
4

ElToastGrande

642

9y

"I hate code and I want our product to have the least possible amount of it - we don't get paid for code, but for features"
13

wtho

82

9y

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
John Woods
1

gosubinit

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9y

Double quotes. Because they allow \n and \t. 😂
5

kieni

172

9y

Make sure all your strings are terminated correctly%°]`}~[*:{;;?\\×÷••~

-- a C programmer
1

gitpush

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9y

@subinSv I doubt universe will ever loose :\
4

Chlodovechus

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9y

^
5

NullBrain

229

9y

"Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard." src: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/...

Not exclusive of coding, but I think it's valid 😀
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danny96178

22

9y

"It works on my machine"
4

EmptyStack

2676

9y

"Think twice, code once"
7

Wcked

140

9y

"It's not a bug, it's a feature"
6

mrgemeco

102

9y

"What the fuck"
1

crisz

8092

9y

Single quotes in JavaScript and double quotes in Java.

Oh wait..
1

ILikeSushiRolls

856

9y

I can fix the world, but they won't give me the source code!
4

Cioran

4

9y

"Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure." 😊
Eric Allman
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QCat

795

9y

To me this is it

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