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11

TYML

1738

7y

“I don’t comment my code”
16

rui725

770

7y

You can never C# if your eyes are closed :)
20

byte

3334

7y

"Code never lies, comments sometimes do"
13

bedAssDev

209

7y

"You can't fix a bug if it works on your machine"..
15

gorsamp

1962

7y

"This shit compiled yesterday!"
15

spacem

1851

7y

"there is no code faster than no code" and "less code, equals less bugs"
28

Root

83049

7y

"Talk is cheap. Show me the code."
-- Linus Torvalds
37

shellbug

8099

7y

My favourite is the single quote.
4

gorsamp

1962

7y

@shellbug backtick for ultimate SQL compatibility
27

Cyanide

13911

7y

.
33

sbin

2019

7y

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
5

rui725

770

7y

@Cyanide that’s like

If(mistake=true) // there is no perfect code
{
// you will always have a bug
}
0

Adarsh

196

7y

sudo
19

BambuSource

13434

6y

"I code because it's the closest thing to magic I can perform."
- by @gitblame
1

lucaIO

1228

6y

@rui725 should be == and you could go without ==true 😉
2

rui725

770

6y

@lucaIO forgive me :) but that is how you assigned variables on a condition .. might point is it always have a mistake in a program ... and that there is no perfect program :)
0

Cyanide

13911

6y

@GodHatesMe Hahahaha
0

lucaIO

1228

6y

@rui725 i got it😂
10

ilikeglue

1694

6y

"Software is like sex; it's better when it's free." and "fuck you Nvidia" by Linus Torvalds
4

ElToastGrande

652

6y

"I hate code and I want our product to have the least possible amount of it - we don't get paid for code, but for features"
14

wtho

83

6y

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
John Woods
1

gosubinit

4138

6y

Double quotes. Because they allow \n and \t. 😂
5

kieni

178

6y

Make sure all your strings are terminated correctly%°]`}~[*:{;;?\\×÷••~

-- a C programmer
1

gitpush

32687

6y

@subinSv I doubt universe will ever loose :\
5

Chlodovechus

3032

6y

^
5

NullBrain

232

6y

"Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard." src: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/...

Not exclusive of coding, but I think it's valid 😀
6

danny96178

22

6y

"It works on my machine"
4

EmptyStack

2730

6y

"Think twice, code once"
8

Wcked

141

6y

"It's not a bug, it's a feature"
6

mrgemeco

105

6y

"What the fuck"
1

crisz

8270

6y

Single quotes in JavaScript and double quotes in Java.

Oh wait..
1

ILikeSushiRolls

866

6y

I can fix the world, but they won't give me the source code!
4

Cioran

4

6y

"Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure." 😊
Eric Allman
2

QCat

840

6y

To me this is it

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