Am I able to just delete me account and make a new one my old posts make me mildly die inside

no

Sure

Also, consider removing those old posts from your current account

@asgs oh you can do that? Sick

If you suicide your posts will be deleted afaik. Try it

@retoor perfect, I'll go jump off my roof

@CruN that'll only break a leg but you could try. Maybe it deletes half of your posts and your cat

@retoor nah nah I'll dive

@retoor not the cat!

maybe it only deletes half the cat?

@Wisecrack dw I skimped out on owning a cat (allergies)

@CruN well you shoulda bought one.

We coulda done a new take on schrodinger's cat.

1. throw a cat off a sufficiently tall building

2. that cat is defacto now in a state of superposition: both indisputably alive (until it hits the ground), and inevitability dead (eventually) no matter what.

3. I don't fucking know, throw a bunch of cats off a very tall building and build a quantum supercomputer with them.

4. play minesweeper on your quantum-splatter-cat pc. read an ebook about zen or some shit. do your taxes.

5. I hope you brought lots of spare cats. This shits expensive to run.

@Wisecrack I'm a poor high school student

@Wisecrack it rapes the cat with his own paw