man, SCRUM is a FUCKING chord, sometimes. Isn’t it supposed to make us productive and not hog time and resources?

No, Scrum is made for the following:

* Managers feel involved with setting priorities and stuff.

* Committing to dates, cause managers like that.

* Posting excuses in tickets, cause the commitments were shit from the start (Yes of course we can finish these 283 tickets in this two week sprint).

We feel your pain

There's so many people on my team that wouldn't have jobs if agile wasn't a thing. The existence of their job is the justification for the existence of their job.

@dissolvedgirl so real