I no longer shit and piss. Now all i do is burp and fart. This fever is mad annoying. Where does all the air from inside me come from

Shit piss burp fart... Without context you'd thing this story is related to some pig 🐖

If i was working in the office... Oh God how i would explode from holding in all the burps and farts. Thank Fuck i can work remote now

Also today i was literally working from my bed. Tucked in with warm blankets. Had meeting in my underwear in bed

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