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I need to shit, but it's valentine's day so i need to meet up with my hot blonde gf to have sex all day long. So I'd need to take a shower again so i dont smell on shit and i already took a shower. So annoying. Should i take a shower at my home before i go or should i take a shower at her place before i slide in the hole so i dont smell on bullshit?
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