wtf

you plant a potato

and

you get more potatotes?

Yup. Also works with garlic and a few other things.

Doesn't work with hamsters though.

Bad idea with hamsters.

Friend told me it works with money too. But it has to be a substantial amount, like a chest full of gold. Explains why pirates were so obsessed with hiding their treasures under ground -- it's a good investment.

I'm still saving for my money tree.

Of course not. Everybody knows potatoes are born in supermarkets.

@donkulator where else you sticking hamsters?

Third weird rant I open today and it's not kiki's. The world is healing.

Same as bug fixing really.
Or getting shit done.

Also potatos are completly insane. You put 1 ton into the ground, and 3 month later, bam! 30-50 tons comes out....

yep, similar to how you can fuck a human and get more humans. Magical.

@Demolishun Where the mice won't get at 'em.

I hear they're kind of difficult to grow

at least if you want them to be big

strawberries I've had good luck with, but I think the plant only lives for a year or two?

tomatoes I can grow 12 cherry tomatoes or maybe 1 normal tomato. I might need more space for growing plants though

herbs are rad. like you can just grow herbs instead of buying them. they smell great

I put lemon mint in my tea. mint is also a weed so it grows like crazy and is very difficult to kill

I put my pepper plants outside and I guess it's too cold and they've died... literally was just throwing pepper seeds from small peppers I bought at the store into soil though. got to eat like 10 of them. unfortunately they seem to take their sweet ass time growing, takes like a season or two until the plant makes peppers

ooo I bought snowpea seeds at Dollarama and goddamn when those grew up they were the best snowpeas ever. beats store bought

And you wonder why there is hunger in Africa

@kanyewest in the videos their soil doesn't look good

and also bad bacteria in rivers... is it because so much death?

but it's probably lack of water and then resulting bad soil bacteria which then ruins the soil quality for plants

bacteria cultures are in everything and so fucking cool

... also the Clintons and them found out if you set fire or otherwise decimate areas then you can make people desperate and then you can exploit them by making them work in horrible conditions while paying them nothing, so they will actively hire warlords to go raid villages which prosper to stop that nonsense

Isn't this like with every other plant on earth?

Wow city folk need to get out to countryside

@MammaNeedHummus who needs hummus

@MammaNeedHummus i know all that stuff but still live in the City. Just watched some gardening, for the purpose of collony on Mars Designs. That shit is hard! But fun if really pulled off!

@useVim I think we all should be treated with it more