Sleeping well cleans our mind and let us approach a problem in a different way and help us find the solution. For some days I was worried about how to solve a couple of bugs, but this morning after a good sleep I magically realized how easy the solution was:
WON'T FIX

Am I the only person on earth not having a LinkedIn account?
Please tell me I am not alone.

A close button that dissappears (so not clickable) on mouse hover. Wtf.

🎶 Nanowar of Steel - HelloWorld.java

https://youtube.com/watch/...

For a moment I thought work laptop died because the screen suddenly went pitch black but it was just Windows deciding it was a good time to update graphics drivers. It crashed the emulator I was running btw.

The AI hype train is coming to Paint and Notepad.
https://blogs.windows.com/windows-i...

ostream did not delete himself again

How many hairs did you lose today?

What do you think is the biggest lie on the intenet? I think it is "we care about your privacy".

Only 1000 files remaining to finish reviewing this PR. I'm almost there!

What does AI mean nowadays? Atlassian Intelligence? Apple Intelligence?

error: protocol fault (couldn't read status message): Success

When I see the term "self-explanatory" in documentation, it's usually not.

I've come across this website:
GitHub Profile Roast
https://github-roast.pages.dev

It told me that I should delete my github account and find more interesting hobbies. I agree.

ClownStrike 🤡

I've dreamt that instead of "release" we were calling it "disease"

Congratulate me! My facebook account turned 15 years, and to celebrate it I've requested for it to be deleted 🎉🎊
Next stop: instagram

I've decided that today will not be a productive work day.

2010: having so many toolbars intalled in the browser you can barely see the actual webpage.
2024: having so many banners and popups in the webpage you can barely see the actual webpage.

I'm reviewing a PR and it's easy to detect which functions were created with an AI: the ones that have comments.

I told you. I told you that adding this fancy library to the project was going to bring problems but nobody cared.

Walking into the home office room outside working hours gives me shivers

Today I have no meetings! 🎉🍾

So stressed I can't concentrate to do anything. This is fine 🔥🙂

I can imagine the client throwing a dart at a calendar and saying "This will be the deadline!"

Coffee mugs should have an alarm for when the coffee is about to get cold. I'm too focused on work to care about the coffee.

Sprint 1 of being a team leader. I wake up in the middle of the night worried about how to manage these newly arrived juniors.

Fuck, I'm now supposed to lead a team.

Did notifs stop working?
The end of devRant is nigh 😢

Big boss: Last year we had much more revenue and profits than our expectations, and this success is thanks to all of you. Thank you! You made an excellent work! Impressive!
Some employee: Can we all get a raise?
Big boss: Wtf that question again? No way!