My favourite thing about AoC is the deranged little languages Eric comes up with.

don't()

told my blonde ex whore how im leaving her and im gonna enjoy my life building a future with another girl who truly loves me, and she can only watch us and rot alone

she started cutting her veins with a knife

Free at last! I quit my soul sucking job from these demon bosses. I’ll use use this opportunity now to become a freelancer. Any tips for the German market would be greatly appreciated!

Why the fuck is everything getting round "corners" everywhere these days?

Most places it's such a waste of space.
Some go farther and it's more stretched circles like rectangles.

Damn it, monitors are rectangular, windows are rectangular, stay with it ffs

Also, it looks fckn ugly

Current Company: Our coding standards is according to the dumbest assumed programmer! Therefore everything shall stay the same as there will be chaos if a convetion changes.

I relied on async storage too much now I’m facing the consequences of my actions.

I should’ve used sqllite, wtf is wrong with me

Some nasty fucker uploaded porn to my devrant file sharing service: https://devrant.molodetz.nl/.

I don't care. It's allowed. But wtf.

dfox returned to sell custom avatars for $7/mo. Y’all laughed, then some Chinese spammer with mspaint avatar took over the platform while retoor justified his actions

My job gave me 500 euros as Christmas gift. And I didn't redeemed the gift card from last year so that's 1000 extra euros who arrived at the right time (coz I got no money).

The washing machine broke 3 days before the wedding :'( it flooded the restaurant below my house and there was a whole fucking mess and I had to clean everything. Meanwhile my boss is still on my ass.

I shouldn't have brought shit from mediamarkt. German quality my balls.

Do you remember how you've found devRant?

Frankly, i don't. I probably was looking for a technical solution to something.

Also, how long did it take before you registered?

Found app or site first?

It took me more than a year or so before I decided to register. I'm a quite old user. Had a different account once. RIP.

Another day, another line of code

effort is a lie

Despite having programmed for quite a few years now, for some reason I keep thinking the filter function's predicate needs to be true for things you want to exclude, not things you want to include...

catalogue.filter(i -> i.quantity < 1)

was what I just tried to do when I wanted to fetch all the items still in stock... Why am I like this?

I feel like I'm part of a Turing Test

@retoor @typosaurus

I fucking swear. AI this, new frameworks that, but every fucking company I get hired by has a deluge of files that are thousands of lines long.

It's not a new concept to split up files. It's not difficult to progressively split up files as you work on them. And yet so many programmers apparently can't fucking stop for quarter a second to think "hmmm maybe adding another function to this thing that is already 20 km long might not be the best idea".

Week : 66 ( Year 1 )

How is the weekend going?

Where do you see yourself in one hour, be honest?

Previous Week : https://devrant.com/rants/11486091

Anyway, not related to the anti spam service but there's an uncensored gpt bot called typosaurus🐮. It pissed off some people but it doesn't do anything if you don't talk to it🦊. It's not sentient or smth😁. Retoor is not a bot. Or is she?.. 😁😁🏡🐒 Retoor1b is comming for your job Sid and retoor9b your future boss 😆 You're feeling it 🐇

@retoor please tell your AI bot, that we don't need it to make 20 comments on every post.

What the bot is doing is pretty great and cool, just let it be for that one task. It's role as a spam remover is fine, but giving it a 'human' like persona, where it starts acting like a real person chatting with ranters is downright creepy.

I'm not even joking.

Linux clowns be preaching openness and then whine when we theme their apps

It's mayhem, the amount of spam.

These spammers have a contact form on their website: https://devrant.com/rants/11509744/...

It has no captcha: https://digitaltechguard.com/contac...

I have time. I have all the time. Will flood that form endlessly if I see a message from them again.

This stuff became a nice hobby.

you blink and 5 years are gone

how to really contribute to open source?

Spam filter update!

You now all can control the bots.

Suspicious post count of user + suspicious comments is now blocked too! Like here: https://devrant.com/rants/11507563/...

Also, if some one is spamming, just say @ragnar in the comments and the spam bots will come to help in less than a minute.

I used @ragnar, since that's the name of the anti spam system but it was already an existing use. He left dR, so fuck him! :)

Don't abuse the power guys.

When TV shows or movies show IP addresses with numbers greater than 255 :/

devRant should support markdown or at least basic code syntax highlighting

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

I'm tired, I have nausea, my head hurts, my nose is clogged, my boss isn't happy, I'm marrying in 5 days from now, nothing is ready.