These are the heroes that devRanters need...

Java duck is always late.

@spongessuck Java is my nostalgia language... (He did come later than the rest though, along with python duck haha)

One of these things is not like the others.

@shellbug I lost a hat :(

;)

@IDontGiveADuck

Stress ball diary:
Day 42: they still think I'm one of them.

Why is the leader not wearing a hat 🤔

@CurseMeSlowly because it's going to be crowned king of the devducks. 👑🦆

@CurseMeSlowly ^ This.

@IDontGiveADuck buy a crown before the king catch a cold 😛

@CurseMeSlowly I will make him a crown. Stay tuned for pictures :P it will be elaborate.

@IDontGiveADuck hey wait I think I know you 🤔 are you testing devrant delete account function or something 🤔

@CurseMeSlowly god dammit what did I do this time to get discovered? My life is tragic...

@CurseMeSlowly it's the god damn icon isn't it???

@IDontGiveADuck I am a SH fan. Please don't delete again. I can delete my comment if you want. :D

@IDontGiveADuck well the avatar, the ducks, the desk, the skills

@CurseMeSlowly haha what is an SH? Did I miss something? :P

@CurseMeSlowly don't answer that. I'm probably retarded or something. Apparently I'm old and can't handle chat lingo. Jesus.

@CurseMeSlowly that's super flattering though haha I don't know what I did to deserve that but thank you :) I won't delete again... I'll just be very careful what I post haha

@IDontGiveADuck well few of your previous rants kinda gave me an impression so easier for me to recognize 😋

SH = Sherlock Holmes 🕵

@CurseMeSlowly ahhh good old deductive reasoning!
I really enjoyed the stories. The BBC British tv series portrayal was also decent! Imo...

@IDontGiveADuck Yes I have read all the stories and the series is not decent .. it is superbbbbbb and awesome

God dammit @thowam

I think you meant "deduckive reasoning" Quack quack!

@trogus 😂 🤣 😂 deducktive reasoning

Now that @CurseMeSlowly meantioned it, I think I recognize you too @IDontGiveADuck.
I searched for your old username and it seems to don't exist anymore so I guess it's confirmed.
The sad thing is I had subscribed to you. Oh well, re-subscribed. 😁

"we are the avengers , finally working together to save the world"

btw there is "The Duck Song". you might like it since you are into ducks 😋

https://youtube.com/watch/...

@shellbug awh :) I'll have to go through and re ++ bomb everyone... I learned that if you delete your account everyone loses the ++ I gave them and any ++ they had on comments on my rants...

@trogus yes!!

@CurseMeSlowly oh my goodness I haven't heard this song in years 😂 hello nostalgia

@IDontGiveADuck thank you 😁
You might not give a duck, but you sure give ++'s.

@shellbug bahaha 😂

Extremely cool!!!

Oh man I just came here to say that I thought It was you, how didn't I notice earlier @IDontGiveADuck
Was that to evade a marriage with @ThatDude?

@theNox it was because my account got found by my coworkers :(

@ThatDude We can still get married :) to Africa!

@IDontGiveADuck I understand :) It's better to stay anonymous

@theNox it's not working out very well :( @Divisionbyzero has already called me out...

@IDontGiveADuck sry. Shall I delete that rant?

@IDontGiveADuck and actually it was @thatdude

@Divisionbyzero naw it's ight I can't fight everyone off forever ahah plus everyone already knows... So I don't think your post was a surprise ...I just suck at hiding lol

@IDontGiveADuck 😅 try changing your avatar

@Divisionbyzero ah why bother...the coworkers that have found me so far said it's my writing style
... I didn't think it was so... Unique?

@IDontGiveADuck seems they know you pretty well. That's cool!

@Divisionbyzero we are but a small clan :)

@IDontGiveADuck why did you try to hide?

@Divisionbyzero because I don't want someone getting upset with me and then bringing my rants to my boss or our client to spite me...

@IDontGiveADuck that would be evil

@Divisionbyzero some people are evil at heart... And some people are evil when they're really upset... Even if they're upset over something little...

@Divisionbyzero that's the kind of thing I would do 😋

@IDontGiveADuck counted 10 ducks 😈

@CurseMeSlowly 😖

@CurseMeSlowly people like you are why people like me can't rant freely in places like this ☹️

@IDontGiveADuck 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 sorry dear. Evil rules the world.

@IDontGiveADuck I think it is your writing style, I noticed it right away, it's very noticeable

@theNox yeah, that and the photography skills. @IDontGiveADuck

@shellbug true
@Idontgiveaduck you should do things differently on purpose to blend in 😄

@theNox I tried! My second account I wrote a rant but tried to make it super different it was almost edgy haha ...it didn't work...

@IDontGiveADuck certainly don't do anything here that you think is going to get you in trouble at work, but I would recommend you take the wise counsel of Shaggy and "just say it wasn't you". There is usually plausible deniability on the internet even if somehow your real name was connected to it: "It's a fake profile" "I was hacked" "I wrote it ironically" "I was drunk" etc.

@trogus @IDontGiveADuck yesss.

Blame it on someone else. Copy some of the photos you posted here and slipped it in the PC of co-worker you hate the most. Dig your escape route first 😏

@CurseMeSlowly @trogus you guys are great :)

@IDontGiveADuck we need the promised crown of king duck MC quack quack