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leighb4rnes
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Me - Yeah great so you say it's big data we are gonna be analyzing and having to store, are you currently utilizing a service and aggregating any of it into smaller manageable segments?

Client - well yeah it's lots and lots of data, we can share it with you if you sign a nda.

Me - ok... sure, how are you gonna share it with me.

Client - oh I can email you the spreadsheet.

Me - .... Spreadsheet ... Um... Ok... 'Stands up and walks away to tell this as the most interesting meeting of the month, to some one that will get it'

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Buzz word for the win!

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  • 7
    8y
    It's a very big spreadsheat full of data. Even multiple columns. Like thousands and thousands of rows.
  • 7
    8y
    I needed the intern to make it into one of those zipper files so I could attach it.
  • 7
    8y
    Maybe they used a very, very large font-size?
  • 3
    8y
    Massive font size !
  • 5
    8y
    I have found in some corporations big data is trillions of spreadsheets stored in some very unsecured places. Data gone wild 😀
  • 3
    8y
    @Jumpshot44 let the anarchy reign! Hahahahha yeah my favorite is yeah I keep it on this flash drive in my pocket. When an exec was talking about a spreadsheet he keeps his passwords in.
  • 1
    8y
    @leighb4rnes So does my grandma, well, word actually. that many boxes scares her. ( not joking in the slightest )
  • 3
    8y
    @rozzzly so basically she is wanting to live outside of the boxes. Hey I think we may have found the origin of hipsters :)
  • 0
    8y
    Maybe it's a 100GB CSV spreadsheet. That would be hedging big data
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