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Hey Boss,
I have updated the salary from $1,500 to $10,000 to better reflect the value I provide — 160 hours per month with unlimited bitching. We are thrilled for the opportunities that lie ahead of us. Follow our journey on Instagram!
— if real life worked how venture capitalists think it works.

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  • 2
    It used to be $399. Never wanted to buy it anyway, just wasn't fortunate enough to avoid being put on a mailing list.
  • 2
    Reads like one of those scams you see in comments on news media.

    "Learn how I discovered This One Trick 'They' Don't want you to know to make up to $10314 dollars an hour from home."

    And I'm just like, is it working as an organ donor?

    It's working as an organ donor isn't it?
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