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It used to be $399. Never wanted to buy it anyway, just wasn't fortunate enough to avoid being put on a mailing list.

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Reads like one of those scams you see in comments on news media.

"Learn how I discovered This One Trick 'They' Don't want you to know to make up to $10314 dollars an hour from home."

And I'm just like, is it working as an organ donor?

It's working as an organ donor isn't it?