Both suicidal children and children dying of cancer do the same thing from time to time: they mimic a bird’s last song. Three short whistles in rapid succession.
When I saw Marc for the last time, he was asleep. It seemed like I scared him: he woke up in panic, did the whistle thing, pulled the boomerang from under his pillow and started hitting that dark spot on his arm with it. The spot was melanoma, but he was too young to understand it.
He died three days later. Then, we found glass shards inside his stomach.

@Galena can you make this UI happen?

kiki dreams

City 17 is a joke compared to the amount of surveillance an average Android user is under every day.

Don't call is ECMAScript 6 — call it JS 2015.
Don't call it iPhone 16 — call it iPhone 2024. Or Apple Phone 2024.
Don't call it Ubuntu 24.10 Oracular Oriole — call it Ubuntu 2024.
Don't call it WiFi 802.11 b/g/n/ac/ax — call it WiFi 1 gb/s.
Don't call it SDXC II 3 10 — call it SD 300 mb/s.
Don't call it USB 3.2 gen 2x2 — call it USB 20 gb/s.
Don't call it Google Pixel 6A — call it Google Phone 2022 Lite.

STOP. Giving. Bullshit. Names! Make it SIMPLER for once.

Why is real workable Linux with GUI so big? Windows XP is sub 1 gig, any Linux distro (real one that is, not Tiny Core Linux) is several times that. What am I supposed to use for my old ThinkPads and EEE PCs?
I don't need anything more than what XP gives me. Just an OS with GUI that can run software. Give me a Linux distro that does the same that Windows XP does, while weighing the same. Is it too much to ask?

when you make money on crypto, you rob people who:
- wasn’t as quick as you because they were working 9 to 5
- wasn’t as educated as you because they spent all their time making ends meet

Kiki dream log from today
5am

Shampoo for women:
- heavenly papaya
- nourishing silk
- calming melt-in banana

Shampoo for men:
- badass molten lead storm
- dragon fire tsunami
- velociraptor fuckfest

Let's Americanize idioms:
1. Break the ice — Open the wallet
2. Bite the bullet — Pay the price
3. Hit the nail on the head — Count the exact change
4. Let the cat out of the bag — Drop a dime
5. Piece of cake — Easy money
6. Costs an arm and a leg — Break the bank
7. Under the weather — In the red
8. The ball is in your court — The check is in your hands
9. Burn the midnight oil — Spend the last dollar
10. Hit the sack — Cash in for the night
11. Barking up the wrong tree — Investing in a bad stock
12. When pigs fly — When money grows on trees
13. Kick the bucket — Cash out
14. Spill the beans — Drop a coin
15. Break a leg — Make a fortune
16. Pull someone's leg — Shortchange someone
17. Once in a blue moon — Once in a financial windfall
18. A blessing in disguise — A hidden treasure
19. The best of both worlds — A double dividend
20. Caught between a rock and a hard place — Between a loan and a hard debt

Isn’t it so

Turns out shouting “license and registration!” before mag dumping wasn’t a good idea

Inside yesterday's kiki dream, I woke up from a kiki dream and tried to explain it to my wife

So yeah, behold. Tomorrow you'll witness the first kiki dream seen within a kiki dream.

Why is American culture so money-centric?
Instead of “he's not believing me” they say “he's not buying it”. Also, “put your money where your mouth is” and “don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.”

A chemical reaction between helium and krypton is impossible, but if you force it, the byproduct will be a single atom of barium with the diameter of roughly the earth orbit. It will blink in and out of existence, taking everything it covered with it. Yes, including the sun itself.

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A human is but a set of diagnoses driven by the fear of death.

You know how in F1 they give one cup to the winner and one to whoever designed their car? Let's do the same for the Olympics! One medal to the athlete, and the one to whoever designed the shit he injected before the event.

Isn’t it weird how a paper notebook is more private than anything you type on a computer, despite the complete lack of encryption? You don’t control what happens to your CPU under the hood, and you never had that control.

If codeine drips from her pussy, we call her Portable Wikipedia.

Foxes are trans. They’re dogs with cat firmware who thus identify and behave like cats

this Carter guy is now old enough to run for president!

If you’re sentenced to life in prison, you can’t escape and you can’t kill yourself, would you rather go to American technocratic panopticon hell like ADX Florence (think El Chapo’s cell) or Madagascar’s Antananarivo shithole?

mmmmmmm olives

After devRant, kiwifarms and every *chan imageboard feel like safe spaces.

I’m writing a short story about Claire and Git. It doesn’t end well.

I live in an actively hostile body

an invaluable object made by your people within the borders of your country: *exists*
uk: oh, for me? you shouldn't have.

I’m sixteen. You’re fifteen. Your home is a brothel, my home is hell. There is no war in sight yet. I don’t have bipolar. I don’t have scars.
Let’s have some fun!

Tailwind is what happened when a Perl dev looked at CSS and said “I can fix it!”

ahem…