@antigermanist if it catches fire, no execs will be harmed, as they’re not there — they’re pounding 14 year old boys on their yachts.

@BordedDev all weebs love Nintendo

@antigermanist bold of you to assume that too-big-to-fail companies in the US of A has any regard for the law and any consequences of breaking it

Skill issue

@iiii gotta wait at least 100 years for that, maybe more

@atheist went bust in 2032

@Lensflare acquired by Exxon-Walt-Disney in 2044.

@D-4got10-01 sorry, I didn't get that. I disagree though: magic mouse is a huge downgrade from mighty mouse. it's just unbearable. I remember my first full-time job: they gave me an imac with magic mouse. by the end of first day my right hand was cramped like never before

@D-4got10-01 you’re confusing it with the old Mighty Mouse, half transparent one without trackball. It indeed has just one button. mine works exactly the same in Mac, windows and Debian. Maybe in ubuntu and mint too, but I didn’t try

@D-4got10-01 basically, if you close your eyes and forget that there’s just one physical button, it just about works like a normal mouse would. The only thing you can’t do with Mighty Mouse is clicking both left and right mouse buttons at the same time

@D-4got10-01 there are two virtual buttons. Click with both fingers or with left finger means left click. Click with right finger means right click

Then there are the third virtual button that is triggered by squeeze. Also, click while pressing trackball down means middle click

@sleek it's about the name

@devJs not me. it's on retoor's website

nah, not even close

@YourMom no, mine's not of that kind, not even close

@Lensflare I did recover from christianity like 10 years ago, but religion in general...

what Hawking said in his brief history of time really blew my mind. before reading it, I read elsewhere that "before the big bang" was an oxymoron cuz the time itself started with the big bang, so the word "before" didn't apply. Hawking said that discussing the time before the big bang was pointless, because every single last bit of information was destroyed by the singularity that started the big bang. because there is absolutely no way to verify what existed before the big bang, discussing it is pointless. For all we know, time may have existed, but it may have not. Same goes for everything else.

I apply the same principle to the concept of god. a fundamentally unknowable entity can't possibly have anything in common with ramblings written in very buggy and obtuse thing called "natural language". The tool made for ape-to-ape communication is not the tool for grasping what can't be grasped.

@BordedDev it's not "bad". there are contexts when saying "when was the last time you considered suicide" is appropriate, namely when you're a therapist who's talking to your suicidal patient. Also, your joke will be at home in cards against humanity.

The sinister nature of my joke is that for years now I can't think of a single scenario where uttering those words would be appropriate, or at least expected

Before you cancel me for saying that charli should take a showel and dig up her dead friend to dance with her, do know that SOPHIE meant and still means a lot to me, to the point that I took her last name when I changed mine. The more it hurts, the worse my jokes get. To me, they’re the only way to comprehend traumatic experiences.

@lastNick that's definitely how it works with every substance, even lead.

@lastNick except that a lot of sport supplements contain anabolic steroids so people who take them say “wow, those one really work!”

Wow! Wanna see mine? I still keep them in a special box

@CoreFusionX if they don’t know what a global gitignore is, you shouldn’t let them touch your repos. If they know but don’t care, you _definitely_ shouldn’t let them touch your repos.

wow, this seems better than the last time. also, you were ddosing cloudflare :D

fun fact: in France, it's illegal to name a pig Napoleon

@jestdotty of course it couldn't. For that, placebo meditation must exist, but because meditation is self-administered, how do we make 50% of the research group placebo-meditate?

if you want to learn more about the guy, search "redditor under surveillance" on youtube. that's a Barely Sociable video.

@lastNick agree completely. Both are spiked drywall. The only difference is that the dealer’s stuff actually works, but the government makes money from the supplements.

@jestdotty I’m surprised you’re not a flat earther

@jestdotty there is nowhere else to go. Even chatgpt thinks you’re an idiot

@CoreFusionX why engage with that idiot?