Hitchhiking as a man: Ori and the wild forest
Hitchhiking as a woman: Silent Hill
Hitchhiking as a trans person: Dark Souls

Hitchhiking as a disabled person: cat mario

Tried hitchiking once. I was trying to go to portugal and I had had a fight with the dopped "friend" of that lesb mate of us, like we were sleepin the 3 of us in a kangoo. Very cold. Anyway we split up and i ended up in narbone, walked for hours to get to the fuel station only to find it locked, so i took a youth hostel.

There there was this mascu refugee from canada. He swore he had left canada because of all the feminists.

Then during the nights (it was bulk beds), he started screaming "NOOO FEMINISTS, NOO SCIZORS".

Then I made it to portugal, started a new job for the bank, stayed at a surf hostel for a bit, but there was some crazy alcoholic nordic cunt there with a ptsd from iraq. Super racist, pissed everybody off, until one day I was on 2cb so i came at him. Then later in the nite (was sleepin on the couch), he said he was gonna slit my throat.

Anyway I didn't hitchike at the end lmao

@antigermanist "go and hang out with people", they said. Meanwhile the people:

brutal but accurate

my boyfriend after I tell him I keep getting PTSD any time magic is mentioned and can't watch TV shows or movies I easily could before because I oddly get very frightened now: hey here's the lore about the abyss in dark souls as it relates to your interest in magic (that I actually just visited the other day but he didn't know that, fucking hell)

gotta love him