My mother and my stepdad spent all their money on themselves. They even went to Finland once, not bringing me with them, and do you know what they brought me as a present? A bottle of dish soap. I was the one to wash all dishes for the family of five.

Yeah.

I was raised by very loving and caring parents. Unfortunately they died in my teens. Cancer and heart attack. Don't smoke!

I must humbly offer gratitude and praise to Finland for giving us Turisas.

I used to be jealous of my siblings getting more attention/support from my mom.

Now not anymore. She can do whatever she wants with her money, even give my siblings all of inheritance without a cent towards me, I still won't be jealous. Why? Because my (actual + potential) net worth is much higher than theirs.

"The greatest revenge is massive success"

> "They even went to Finland once, not bringing me with them"

Please tell me you were 35 when this occurred and not 12.

@mostr4am

I do want to go to Finland again. This time being of legal drinking age.

@retoor Incorrect: Nokia has to ship some legit phones to keep the image up. I got lucky enough to get an actual one instead of a fish, but it's about as useful for computing (it's got 8 cores at 2.1GHz but 4 of them are always running at 100% because it's being used as part of a cloud computing cluster to drive the fishing boats.)

@retoor > "Windows Phone has such a beautiful UI"

And my extremely non technical wife could use it without bothering me every 5 minutes. I can't express how much of a win that is/was for Microsoft (and me).

@retoor I used to have one. I loved it. A fish, not a Nokia phone

@retoor Very metallic and plastic-y, ironically. Wait, maybe it was a phone