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Mother (working in recruitment): "What's the difference between JavaScript and Java?"

Me: "I'm glad you finally asked that..."

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  • 2
    7y
    @jAsE You'd argue that Java and JS are worse inventions than nuclear bombs? 😄
  • 2
    7y
    @jAsE
    Nuclear bombs: meh
    JS: yeah oh well...
    Java: Horrid syntax is quite subjective. And slow compared to what? C? Sure.
  • 2
    7y
    @jAsE Tbh there is not much speed difference between C# and Java. A simple Google search will tell you that.
    Today, it's a misconception that Java is slow.
  • 0
    7y
    In fact, java will usually beat C in allocation heavy workloads, because allocation can be INCREDIBLY cheap in java.
  • 0
    7y
    The difference is that they different languages.
  • 3
    7y
    Just came here to see how many people got triggered by that 😂
  • 0
    7y
    Well, let me ask you a question:
    What happens if the brainchild of Self and Lua is to be raised by Scheme, but looks up to Java an awful lot?

    Correct, you get JavaScript!
  • 1
    7y
    @jAsE
    JavaScript probably has more frameworks and libraries than all other languages known to men combined
  • 0
    7y
    Tell your mother that Kotlin is what she needs to know: it can compile to Java byte code or to JavaScript. Best (worst?) of both worlds!
  • 0
    7y
    @jAsE You are my enemy now
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