JavaScript, the necessary evil!

But it works..

"quick fix"

Buzzword rampage!

Maths : 1
Google : 0

My girlfriend thinks I can hack her laptop if I know it's IP address.

True story🥂

I thought devrant doesn't allow same images to be posted again.

Frontend team : We pushed our code. Please give instructions regarding integration with Backend.

Me : Alright. I'll provide you the API docs and you can continue with integration.

F : But that's your job. No?

Me (didn't want to argue) : I'll look into it. Let me check out the frontend till then.

* Goes on to see the frontend *

I am kidding you not, that moth*rf*ck*r pushed an entire template along with dummy text.

Me : Hey! This doesn't seem right. It's just a template you got off the internet.

F : Yeah! That's what I have to do. To put on the dynamic content from database is your work. Don't put your responsibilities on me!!

Are you f*cking kidding me?! Do your work right or I am reporting you to the team lead!

Meanwhile, team lead : *sips coffee. Disappears for months*

Bastards!

Shakespeare quotes 😶

When your code misbehaves in production and you need all the ducks in the world to fix the problem😂😓

(Marshmallow doing some serious debugging!)

Screen freezes!😓

Apparently, it is one of the major electronics brand😂🤦‍♂️

When someone does not except your brute force solution 😂

JavaScript. The necessary evil.

Coincidence?

This is hilarious af!😂

So I had this conversation with my dad
Background : He saw news about some celebrity's Twitter account got hacked.

Dad : Do you know how to hack a Twitter account?
Me : No dad. There are ways for people who do this kind of stuff.
D : But, you studied software engineering!
M : Yeah, but I don't do hacking.
D : Although hacking is not ethical but everyone should know about their field.

*Awkwardly left the room*

Just because I studied computer science doesn't mean that I SHOULD know hacking.

And this is not the first conversation of this kind!

How can I block my ex on DevRant?🤔

What the f***?!😂

I forgot my last pass password.
Me to my brain : You had one job!

man man

What are the Terms and Conditions for marketing on DevRant?

When it's holiday season and your teammates are on leave, so you have to open a pull request and approve it on your own.

Nicely done Quikr 😂

You know you are drunk when you SSH into the server and try to SSH back into your computer.😂

Tabs over Spaces.
PHP over Python.
Internet Explorer over Firefox.
Death over Life.
@dfox over @trogus?

*Something wrong happens*
Windows - "Send crash report to Microsoft"
Me - "Really? That's your solution? Coz nothing ever got fixed😒"

Who else is waiting for Windows 11?

*A generic rant that will offend everyone*