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Pyborg
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My girlfriend thinks I can hack her laptop if I know it's IP address.

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  • 27
    If you use Kali linux with a lot of open terminal windows with green font and wear a black zipper hoodie, you can.

    But of course only at night.
  • 6
    @LastDigitOfPi or just this http://geektyper.com/fsociety/
  • 1
    @SPie Looks like shit on a smartphone
  • 2
    Shutdown /i
  • 3
    but you can ddos
  • 1
    @SPie that's not Kali.... it has Linux Mint's update manager in system tray! You're trying to trick us into believing you're a legit h4x0r!

    No Kali -- no hacker
  • 1
    well.. TBF she's right. In order to hack her laptop you'll need its IP (assuming you're not up for soc. engg.). Then and only then you can try various exploits: DNS, SMB, wlan MITM-gateway, etc..
  • 0
    She's not really wrong. It would help with quite a few different methods.
  • 3
    pyborg@life:~ $ rm -rf girlfriend
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