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Amiin
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When developers write to santa

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  • 2
    Just closing bugs isn't difficult.
  • 2
    JIT compiled version of php, not from hhvm
  • 3
    Im down for the laptop battery and the bugs, pass on the rest ha.
  • 4
    Also, A bug free version of JavaScript
  • 0
    I heard from a TV channel that Santa learnt every language.
  • 6
    Who would wish for more PHP :D
  • 3
    Nobody wants a new version of PHP, thanks.
  • 3
    U lost me at PHP
  • 5
    Haha more like. Get rid of PHP
  • 4
    A new version of PHP😂😂😂
    Talk about things no one asked for
  • 1
    @saleh-rz javascript is bug free, just some implememtations might have bugs.
  • 1
    It's around 2 weeks after X-mas but I just got a side project without a deadline. It's quite well defined (not perfect but still above average), paid per hour and literally without deadline.

    Santa exists!
  • 0
    I whish for more javascript frameworks. ...yes I probably am crazy
  • 0
    @vkubre PHP-NG ;) supposedly slated to be PHP 8.0, was originally supposed to be 7.0 but got pushed back.
  • 1
    Why do not wish to nuke PHP like every other human being?
  • 1
    @jfdev did you possibly drink some suspicious Kool-Aid recently??
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