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next week im buying my first ever car. its gonna be a benz. im literally taking a cash credit loan from a bank B, just for deposit of the car, and then taking another loan from bank A, to be able to buy the car on leasing for the next 3 years.

basically I'll be giving away my whole entire salary of 2024 that i worked as devops engineer, plus cash credit, plus leasing credit, just for a fucking deposit of the car, and the car costs only 35,000 fucking euros €!

thats not a big fucking deal. ppl drive 90,000€ cars every fucking day. or 50,000€ cars as an average. i am buying a below average car, or for me The Bare Minimum Car... and i still struggle like hell to do it.

im willing to go broke buying this car bc a car would never cheat on me. it would never lie to me. a beautiful car standing outside of my house always there to remind me why this meaningless fucking existence called life, is still worth living.

a car for me is beyond just a car or art. it gives me meaning to continue living. life by default for me is valueless. a beautiful car and mine, finally generates value of life. every time i get depressed (which is every day) i take a nice night ride in my new benz

its a 2020 car. and im satisfied with it. i also got offers to buy the brand new 2024 one. but that shit is almost twice as much in costs. dont have money for that shit. I'd need to work my shit job for at least 3 more months and save every penny JUST FOR DEPOSIT.

out of my budget.

im buying a CLA class. i wanted C class but that shit mad expensive! i think A class is too cheap for me so the only class i can afford and not look cheap is CLA. C class is the next tier. I'd need 2 more salaries for C class but only 1 more salary for CLA, hence next week (first week of september)

hopefully, this new car will get me new whores. i really do hope that whores will fuck w a nice car and want to finally go out with me. i dont care if they're using me for money (which im not even gonna have). i care about using these whores as a form of revenge for my ex whore blonde cheating on me for the past 2+ years

so aside from clearing my mind of bullshit by driving a nice car at night which i fully bought myself no handouts, driving whores in it would just be cherry on top of the cake. a bonus.

lets see how it goes.

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    yeah money is also my cope for people having betrayed me. you can invest in relationships but they can just decide to fuck you, but everybody takes money so you can always get out that way

    though I don't think I obliviously went into relationships pretending the other person agreed to something they did not. I don't think she is to blame since she did tell you she wasn't in a relationship with you

    things you buy with money can lie to you just the same -- they have incentive to be good, but even that doesn't stop it sometimes. furthermore money itself is a lie, because of how valuable it is people like to devise all sorts of clever ways to steal it, like inflation

    ... I don't think women care about cars. also if you keep calling them whores and demeaning them that's all you'll get. self fulfilling prophecy. oh well
  • 3
    You once needed 1000,- for the health issue of your dad and now you're talking about amounts like this? Weird.

    Many people say that a car is a bad investment. I do not agree, it's a lot of fun. You have to spend on smth.

    35.000 is soo much, and 2020 is still so 'new'. Why didn't you a bit older and cheaper to go less bankrupt?

    How you'll get those whores to notice you, that you even have that car? I know from most guys not what they drive. I think it's not easy to get whores with a car. They see you first. Then car
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    @retoor that was last year back when i was broke and jobless unemployed. now my job pays enough but not fast enough
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    I know a friend that gave more than 100 000€ for his car and tuning bullshit (evo x). Now he's in his mid thirdies, still paying off bank loans for that and wondering where he'll settle with his wife and a broken ass car when he could've easily bought a small house or a flat.

    Sounds like you're in a phase of your life where you need to do something crazy and that's okay.

    Just make sure "tomorrow you" doesn't come one day wanting to kick your ass for stupid things you did today.

    Live your life in some boundaries, otherwise you'll regret it, for sure.
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    @retoor i dont like any of thie model older than 2020
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    @retoor ill advertise my car on ig (i only use ig bc of whores and i think ig is the dumbest shit app ever to exist and a waste of fucking time)
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    @b2plane probably 7 likes from dudes. Girls categorize cars by color. Ooeehh, he has a red car. I drove a Saab 9-5 for a while once. Loved that thing. Very heavy, 1600kg. Drove so decent
  • 3
    There's a book called "Stop Acting Rich".
  • 4
    You're speed-running all life's bad decisions? Why not buy used?
  • 1
    This sounds like you should have just bought a kia instead...

    My first car (and probably the next one) was $19.500. (with reductions and all I managed to get it down to $15.500)

    But wouldn't spend more than 20k on a car damn...
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    @retoor ill buy a blacked out black benz to look like im in mafia so nobody can fuck w me
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    @Hazarth it is used one
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    @Grumm dad tells me to buy kia too but i dont wanna. i need whores to know that i drive a mad mercedes so they would consider to want to go out at least for a drink w me
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    Wow. Buying an expensive car to give life meaning and attract whores…
    And I thought that you can’t get any more pathetic.
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    @b2plane fair enough :D Hope it will work out for you.
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    @b2plane "no body can fuck with me". Heh, the irony. Also you can't fuck because you don't have money left for a condom. Girls that arange condoms are expensive.

    You always make me laugh. I'm sure you're just a troll
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    @Lensflare But it's not an expensive car. He said the average person drives a €50k car, and who are we to question the accuracy of that claim?
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    @donkulator what matters is that it’s expensive for him. And he explicitly stated that looking expensive is what matters to him.
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    @Lensflare Well, yes. Also it's a merc.

    I used to have a merc, and it was a pain in the arse. Things kept breaking every few weeks that would cost a few hundred to put right.

    Hopefully he's borrowed the money from an actual bank and not those used car gangsters he was involved with, or he's going to have to pay them back in fingers and testicles.
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    Buying a car with a loan is about the dumbest thing you can do... Don't buy what you can't afford directly (unless it's a home, just make sure you never rent)
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    @Belastingdienst buying a luxury car at least entry level would give me motivation and reason to work harder and paint a purpose why its worth to continue living

    you dont understand the meaning of something that brings you purpose

    everyone finds purpose i different things

    living without purpose nearly my whole life, and finding something finally to give me purpose--i am ready to sacrifice anything for it including going bankrupt and i credit debt
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