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kanyewest
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How to make money passively using money itself?

I only know savings accounts with interest rate. Any other ideas? (I don't know how to trade shares). Also, it's not a lot of money.

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  • 9
    Step 1: Invest in Bitcoin and get scammed.
    Step 2: Reach out to one of those recovery services which spam here on devrant and get scammed again.
    Step 3: Find out where the scammers reside and go on a rampage. Get back your Bitcoin.
    Step 4: Profit
  • 6
    continue practising sexism, antisemitism, racism, chauvinism, narcissism, duchebagism and you'll get there eventually.
  • 0
    @netikras Give me one reason on why not to hate Jews and I'll stop hating Jews.
  • 0
    @Lensflare I currently hold XRP. Hope it reaches 1 dollar or more.
  • 2
    step 1: transfer it all to me

    step 2: done
  • 3
    @kanyewest "Give me one reason on why not to hate Jews and I'll stop hating Jews."

    hate is bad for your health.

    they're superior to you.

    we told you to.

    there, that's three reasons already.
  • 1
    @kanyewest way to go! So obedient..
  • 2
    @tosensei

    > hate is bad for your health.

    Hating Jews is actually what changed my life from unhealthy to healthy. I stopped consuming anything that has connection to Jews.

    Examples:

    1) BBC news, FOX news, etc, do they have Jewish owners? Yep, opting out. No more Jewish Media. In fact all media is owned by them, Yikes! Anyway no more Fakes news and brainwashing.

    2) Pornography? All sites are owned by a single company and it has a shadow Jewish owner? Yikes, no more porn!

    3) Entertainment, is it made by Disney? And Disney has a Jewish owner? Yikes! No more Disney movies for me or my children. No more Disney subliminal messages and brainwashing!

    4) Every other consumption, anything related with Jews is a no-no!

    Time to rock my Adidas that has a German owner and listen to Ye ! Yeah!

    Win-win!
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    @kanyewest ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD HEURISTIC, NOT TO BE RACIST OR RELIGIST OR WHATEVER

    inb4 I mention why is Judaism the only religion you're not allowed to dislike, you can say fuck the Muslims and fuck the Christians perfectly fine and nobody bats an eye that someone thinks they are dangerous or should be exterminated. the Muslims I met were all very nice and not at all how everybody else paints them, and Christians aren't aggressive worth shit and how can you say someone is dangerous if they're never aggressive?!

    I think Jewish people are often irresponsible to those outside of their ilk. what works for them doesn't necessarily work for others. to be castigated cuz you don't like their porn is a wild era we're in. if my wanting not to associate with you is considered hostile that's fucking creepy and you should fuck off, I'd think
  • 1
    Savings accounts or any financial investment that gives you +X% per year are bad: They are VERY taxed (up to 50%).

    The best is the stock market. Look at the S&P 500!

    Here it's not taxed as financial revenues; it's taxed as sales tax or something.
  • 4
    You need money to make money.

    If you don't have a lot of money now, don't worry about investing and instead focus on your education/job/opportunities... Once you reach a capital where you're comfortable loosing a X money, then you can invest that X to hopefully get something out of it.

    Once you got that, look into investing into multiple places. Stocks, realities, savings accounts, retirement funds and Crypto. But for crypto keep to the stable coins first and only balance them with unstable ones only if you have spare cash after that.

    Big rule number 1, never invest money you don't have.

    Rule number 2, Always keep enough on your account that you can pay all your bills and food for at least 6 months.

    Break either of this rules at your or peril.
    Also keep in mind this is a slow process. Start investing soon, but safe, because the first useful results will be visible at earliest 15 years down the line, and even then It's not 100% guarantee
  • 2
    @kanyewest the whole INTERNET has connection to jews, so get the fuck offline.
  • 0
    @mostr4am Well Jews don't produce air. I don't think Jews produce anything healthy for non-Jews at all.
  • 1
    @kanyewest i'm pretty sure there's orders of magnitude more trees that have been planted by jews than by you, so a part of the oxygen you breathe _was_ caused by them. now stfu.
  • 1
    @kanyewest pretty sure you hate yourself more.
  • 0
    Be rich
    Invest riches
    Get richer
  • 1
    @jestdotty You're just too beautiful. It doesn't count.
  • 0
    @mostr4am don't confuse "jews" with "israelis"
  • 1
    @tosensei don’t confuse Jews with Likkud & Netanhayu, nor Leftists with people who are trying to help.
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