Well, in about an hour I'm going to be married. I don't know how I feel about that yet...

Congrats!!

Congratulations man!

RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE
(I'm married)

Grats! 👌

Congratulations :-)

I'm reading your rant 4h later. You fucked up bro.

Congrats and best wishes!

Congrats! Hope you got some awesome wedding presents!

Thanks for the well wishes (almost) everyone!

The wedding went well and we're still not used to it, but I'm sure it'll take a while

@RiderExMachina Really, I'm happy for you. If I could go back I'd stay single, but there is some merit to getting laid once a week...

You're in for one hell of a ride. Congrats!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Did you cry? Did your partner cry? Are you happy? I'm going to cry... 🎉🍻🍾

Congratulations, you just about to secure your genes! Mother nature doesn't give a shit load about how you feel! She is in the drivers sit now! Its time to breed! Go fork yourselves ... Lol!

@dkbhadeshiya
I guess that's one way to put it.

@Gogeta70
I had the feeling you were joking. In hindsight I should have put a wink-emoji. But yeah, we'll see how everything works out.

@QueenMorgana
No. No. Yes. Okay! She almost cried when we exchanged vows, but she was able to hold it together. I know a lot of my relatives cried, and I presume many of hers did as well. I remained rather stoic, though I had a stupid grin on my face for most, if not all, of the time.

They say marriage is a lot like machine learning: Everybody is hyped about it, but it's usually just a bunch of if-else's 😂

You may experience slower speeds once the ball and chain goes on.

[F9], quick!

@RiderExMachina I am so happy for you!

I got divorced to live a happy life.
Am I doing this wrong? 🤔

@hube

Yeah, took me 9 years @hube

@stiaanvm lol