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@retoor I'm a robot doctor, Supreme Commander of the Planet PerceptronI
Ha... I'm on the Irish side of the GMT time zone.
You know what I think is weird, you're the first person I've ever talked with online from NL that I know of. -
@Demolishun Bite my shiny metal ass, meat bag! :D
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@bazmd then, stop searching for other Dutchies! I'm the absolute Dutch experience. I'm a stero type. Extraverted with more humor than a German with mediocre English and don't smoke weed. Yes, many Dutchies actually don't smoke weed
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@retoor wait...you mean you tell jokes? This changes every conversation... ;-)
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@Demolishun "more humor than a German" is a dead giveaway! its funny in Europe for some reason! lol
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@Demolishun a rabbit, priest and a random jew walk into a bloodbank. What's your blood group the doctor asks. The rabbit says, I think I'm a typo
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@retoor random jew makes me think of some randomized character in a game. Other than the head covering everything else was truly random.
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Yes! 😎
Hope this hasn't been posted before, found it hilarious.
From /r/ProgrammerHumor
Did you know that "Bazmd" is an Indian name? I use it because it's an abbreviation of my real name. (Yep! Dr Baz).
It's just a coincidence, I used to wonder why algorithms would infer that I was Indian.
The algorithm: "Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. Call that job satisfaction? I don't.".
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