I have this ux intern next to me and like every programmer i’m cursing on my code daily and she made a remark today like: it never works for you does it?

-_-‘ SHUTUP!

and that was the beginning of a beautiful lifelong love story

Ah yes, as a mayor flexer, i flexed even about stuff I had issues with. It can come over as something very negative to some people regarding your skills, like you don't get shit done why it was always the freaking opposite compared to others. I've learned soon in career to be a silent bunny when stuff doesn't go the way you want to too in professional setting.

But I agree, it sounds like the start of a love story. You could say her, "I have problems fixing my code but would fix you any minute dear," and do a nice smirk.

@retoor maybe I should learn to flex

I can do humblebrags I guess but I think those hit different and not cute

@jestdotty watch out, when you start flexing you can't stop. You'll gain your own confidence :P It's good to speak up your achievements out loud. That finalizes them.

I flex so hard, even the cleaning lady knows my API endpoint and has an API user account

@retoor is it just channelling trump =.=

but what's an achievement =.=

I did some laundry. best laundry ever?

my rust code... mostly doesn't break? =.=

@jestdotty you could say someone that your rust is making his rust looking like python or some other dink toy language.

Your laundry is so white it made the KKK raise eyebrows.

Yeah, Trump has it going on.. Always be positive whatever it is. It's not just great. It's the greatest!

@retoor hmmm you make an outlandish comparison so it's funny

ragh

think my brain just thinks of everything as boring bare minimum. TF is there to flaunt. flex. whatever.

flex different connotation than flaunt. flaunt is having a good thing. flex is doing a good thing. honestly sounds exhausting. I'm just trying to reach bare minimums 😒

cri *gets depressed instead*