*Applies to 60+ jobs*

All I get is more spam in my email inbox.

The job market is FUCKED right now

times are so strange

I think in netherlands it's quite ok. We're looking for people in every sector. More jobs than people

@retoor Must be pleasant. I'm applying to remote jobs in the US (where I am a citizen) because I want to live in Canada (with my gf) and it's way too damn hard to get a job as a temporary worker in Canada (the legit way).

Hundreds of applications to both US- and Canada-based jobs and every time I apply to more, my spam inbox inflates a bit more with "lose fat quickly!", "check out this furniture!".

Some of these fuckin dickwads are making the experience even more frustrating than it already is by selling my email.

@AlgoRythm do they just ghost you or they aren't seeking for home workers?

Also, how skinny are you now?

@retoor The Canadian ones (300+ apps) ghost me, the American ones usually deny me because the market is very competitive

@retoor oh, and morbidly obese because I keep buying all this comfortable furniture

@AlgoRythm I often worry about how times I hear people having bad luck finding IT jobs. Sooner or later it will come to the Netherlands too. Everyone chooses IT education these days for the wrong reasons

@AlgoRythm just use amphetamine a few months and you'll not be obese anymore. You'll sweat a bit but you're working at home anyway. Maybe going to a good weight with amphetamine is healthier than staying obese. I dunno. Could be, depends per person prolly

@AlgoRythm why leaving US? I've heard it's gonna be great again. Or is girlfriend there already?

@retoor Supposedly the greatest

gf isn't interested in living in US

@AlgoRythm send her trump movies to convince her to come to US :P

Murrica first, fine. But Netherlands second!

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Also, Germans should see it as well :P

Denmark copied us: https://youtube.com/watch/... :P

@AlgoRythm probably the American food

(carnivore or keto will make it easier, and avoid fake butter, fake sugar and all of that inflammatory stuff)

and the legitimate reply might look the same as all the other spam