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Me: Coffee has more coffee than energy drinks.

Coworker: You're right, coffee does have more coffee than energy drinks.

Me: I meant caffeine!

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  • 3
    Coffee > pizza
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  • 0
    Ahah I hate it when I say things like that.
  • 0
    You nailed it! Coffee is the relevant substance, not caffeine (at least for me).
  • 1
    @theCalcaholic So I take it you're a decaf kinda guy?
  • 1
    @bikki Heresy!! 🔥🔱😀
  • 0
    Haha that's me. All the time 😂
  • 1
    Why not order caffeine powder and dissolve it in a glass of water every morning? That's even stronger than coffee

    Be careful not to overdose though
  • 0
    @Krokoklemme cause then it doesn't taste like coffee
  • 1
    @Crazed yes, that's yet another advantage
  • 0
    @Krokoklemme bah, coffee is delicious what are you on about
  • 0
    @Krokoklemme get some cold brew coffee! Way more caffeine than normal coffee, tastes good, low acidity and you're unlikely to overdose
  • 1
    Just get both a coffe and a Energy drink
  • 3
    @pacohojaverde Not at all, but it has no effect on me anyways. :P

    But I conditioned myself to feel more productive if I have a cup of a hot beverage besides me (be it coffee, tea or something else, preferably coffee).
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    Or stop drinking caffeine drinks entirely and drink water or juice. Works out way better in the long run. I find most people get grouchy after a few hours without caffeine.

    Plus the effect when you do occasionally have caffeine is usually pretty massive as it loses its effect with regular use.
  • 0
    @Wozza365 but then you can't turn coffee into code and like what's even the point then
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    @Wozza365 ye, tolerance and withdrawal symptoms are a bitch...

    I'd love to try to do that some time, but I need something to keep me awake
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    @Krokoklemme yeah it's difficult but I managed it. For a week or two it will suck and you'll probably fall asleep when you get home from work. But drink lots of water and eat plenty of fruit and veg. Apples are one of the best replacements!
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    @irene it's not caffeine powder where it's easy to misdose if you're not careful.
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