Teacher: Linux is build on Java
Am I dumb or what?

Ok.. I think this id10t is thinking of android and the davik opcode compiler

@LastDigitOfPi PHP is the best language in the world. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Linux is a kernel and it is built in C lol

Wow, a teacher is TEACHING factually incorrect information. That's really irresponsible.

Call him out on it. Ask him to open the source code and see if it is java

Everyone knows Linux is built on WinNT

I think they got Android and Java mixed up.

@LastDigitOfPi the UI is, but the kernel is written in BASIC.

i say no more

@theuser I see that 0.001% Java in there

You mean JavaScript *trollface*

Wtf, I thought Linux was written in English? That's why I learned English as a second language

@bahua Surprise, surprise.

linux is actually just a medium sized excel macro written in VBA

What?

Fire it!

alias C = Java

There u go..

@OdeToCode it should be the other way around, shouldn't it?

@notarealDev aha! You noticed :D

I feel better now, i guess he meant that Java was available on it or something, I don't want to make a big deal out of it, I have to pass

Maps is written in C64 Basic

Correct, but impartially. Full answer is:
GNU is made in Linux.
Linux is made in Unix.
Unix is made in Java, which is fast.
Java is the light version of JavaScript.

@Noob Javascript is technically a Java framework though (it also incorporates jQuery)

@theuser both ways are correct.
Let's examine the names.
Java, JavaScript...
Remove (make lighter) Script and you get Java.
Add Script to Java and you get JavaScript.

Conclusion:
Java is the lightweight version of JavaScript, which is a Java framework and is fast.

@Noob Indeed, same logic applies to Typescript. Type is the lightweight version of Typescript. Type was however made in Java though, so it runs not so fast as Java; but similarly it runs on 16 billion devices.

@daemonAD there is a huge drawback to me using devRant only when sleepy in bed.
I tend to use antonyms for no reason. Like an idiot.
That's probably the third time already that I make such a mistake :)

The amount of LOLs this thread gave me

@matt961 Oh I remember the struggle with Unix in 1997. I was a happy camper when they replaced it with Vista in 2003

Wrong, everybody knows that Linux core is written in CSS, and some parts in html 😂

my teacher: 90% Hackers use windows

English is written in Unix.

@theuser am I the only one confused by the fact that there is more objective c than makefile?

Can i test to comment here? I am waiting new joke in next comment..thanks bro

kernel development with javascript :-D