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github

9544

7y

@CoffeeNcode I know one who claimed once to know 20 different programming languages.
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kickass

1982

7y

@github Is this the same person who stole your projects right 😹
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github

9544

7y

@kickass yup. That fucktard only.
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github

9544

7y

@1989 In that case, I have seen plenty of people in LinkedIn with MS Word and PowerPoint as skills (which I do consider as very powerful tool, but most they only know the basic common functionalities.)
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kickass

1982

7y

@github do something dude don’t let him ripoff ur hard work
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kickass

1982

7y

@1989 I would hire him exclusively for that skill 😂😂
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github

9544

7y

@kickass yup. I discussed yesterday with my project partner too.

He had a super evil idea of blackmailing him for money otherwise everything will be exposed and his dreams for MS will be all shattered. 😈
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kickass

1982

7y

@github sounds like a plan 😈
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github

9544

7y

@1989 lol. I would just reject the moment I read a CV like that ever.

It will be like:
I have 10 years experience using various versions of Firefox, Chrome and Internet Explorer.
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Root

79780

7y

@CoffeeNcode To be fair, they are very different things. I'm adept with Ruby, and only decently good with the Rails framework.

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