No it's not AI. YOU ARE RUNNING FUCKING SQL QUERIES AND CALLING IT AI!

No it's not AI. YOU ARE RUNNING SIMPLE DATA ANALYSIS MACROS AND FUNCTIONS IN EXCEL!

Stop labelling everything as AI, you attention and investment seeking morons! @&£$¢×xo##!

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@gitpull ;

@notbot no semicolon in Python good code

May you wanna teach me ml?

@gitpull Java :P

@notbot how about ml in py2.7?

:)

@gitpull sure. *opens up MS Excel*

O Shit lol

Well fucking said.

But it is ml when my keyboard stops autocorrections of fucking to ducking and now all my ducking are autocorrected to fucking..lmao

@yendenikhil that's ducking hilarious.

@yendenikhil I ducking thought I was the only one..

From what point is a piece of code/script an agent/AI?

Doesn't every company do that these days? My company proudly put "machine learning algorithms" to our product advertisenent, but I know it was just a bunch of if else

@Xamenyap Tell me about it!

Sounds like some startup am joining as a data scientist, running sql and calling it ML

Behold my neural Excel workbook.

It is so full of macros it became selfaware months ago. Now it is holding the company hostage because that workbook contains all our ERP, CRM and HR. I think it even has some pictures of the boss's mistress. We tried replacing it with a cloud based solution, but when the workbook became aware it froze our network traffic and started blackmailing the boss.

Excel is love. Excel is life. All hail Excel overlord.

@2stxff lmao

But seriously, its just Web 2.0 all over again. Y'all remember that?

IT HAS XmlHttpRequest!! ZOMG lets throw All. The. Money at it!!

@yendenikhil Used to work in an ERP company. You will not believe the number of companies relying on ridiculous Excel "systems" and/or something thrown together in Visual Basic / MS Access by someone who knew computers back in -96.

No joke.

@2stxff working with finance domain with bank, front office have all sophisticated systems but what do traders use, Excel! FML

@2stxff broooo this * 10000000 holy shit the ammount of excel garbagge in the industry is staggering.

@notbot Our product is an API to check if a transaction is a possible fraud or not.
The code would look something like this:
If amount > threshold
Then error = 'amount exceeding limit'
Else if user country != 'usa'
Then error = 'invalid country'
// other else if goes here

How do we setup these conditions? We have a team of analysts to examine our clients business model, past transaction history, country of origin, expected revenue, etc. and they will provide the recommended rules. In the end, it's all manual analysis that makes up the rules, nothing related to "machine learning algirthms" bs

This is so true, there's so many companies out there boasting their superior AI when really, they just made a big switch case.

AI is old news in terms of marketing buzz words.

It’s all about the block chain now.

it might be AI you know.
I mean the field of AI is really broad.
even a simple Breadth First Search is considered AI.
many Machine Learning algorithms are just applied statistics and linear regressions. That's still technically AI.

But I get you though.
There's a quote I heard somewhere.
AI is whatever hasn't been done yet. Once we can do it easily we no longer think of it as AI lol.

When people realize AI is mostly bulk if statements

So compiler warning me is not AI ?

The real AI is what's going on in this developer's brain. This definitely can't be real intelligence.