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Friend: hey I started learning java..
Me: great, good luck.

*After few minutes

Friend: Hey I heard you're good in java programming..

Me: yeah I know stuff.

Friend: So can you teach me all good things in java?

Me: but..

Friend: half hour is supposed to be enough, right?

Me: hell no, it's not like that..

this stupid thinks half hour is enough to transmit all my career to his stoned brain..

I am going to die!

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  • 2
    7y
    @Alice OMG no 🤣
  • 6
    7y
    Half an hour a day... For 5 years
  • 3
    7y
    ... ... ... 45 minutes?
  • 1
    7y
    Funny how this rant comes from a lazydev. You of all people should now whats up! :-P
  • 1
    7y
    He just doesn’t know dude. Stop being such a douche nozzle.
  • 0
    7y
    i think everything is possible.
    (staring at java code like a dumb while thinking of html) 😂😂😂
  • 0
    7y
    of course a programmer should be patient when a beginner says something like this.
  • 0
    7y
    man I think teaching is so hard... in fact I'm gonna rant about it now
  • 1
    7y
    That's ridiculous, but if you've worked with other statically typed oo programming languages, Java isn't that different ...
  • 1
    7y
    Been there, done that...
    After a while I started to accept the calls for help only when I was drunk. Best descision ever 😂
  • 3
    7y
    @Alice that's brilliant.
  • 1
    7y
    Half hour haha try half life 😂
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