Throw your best toilet poetry at me. I have a small one to start.
I suck, but hey, examples :P

Here i sit
Taking a shit
The cheeks of my butt i spread
I had some very nice garlic bread
My poop is floating, my poop is brown
I watch it suffer, i watch it drown

Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit, but I farted

They can try to silence my pen
But the toilet poet strikes again

I got a whole fucking document just for this hold on

Here I sit and hesitate, shall I shit or masturbate.

Here I sit, broken hearted, came to shit but only farted, later on, took my chance, came to fart, but shat my pants.

I sit again, in these cold halls, the toilet water just touched my balls.

Till I find a girl that I can date, I will just watch porn and mastrubate.

I joined college to get a degree and graduate, but all I do now is eat and hibernate.

I love this XD

Yo yo yo toilet rapper in the house

Here I sit and contemplate my existence.
As shit flows out of me with little resistance.
It's diarrhea.
I'll be like bye bye see ya,
As I run to the loo
Tryin to hold my poo
Subliminal ass fuck,
I dump this shit like a garbage truck.
Fireworks like the fourth of July.
I can barely stay alive
Fuck the free world.

*Drops mic runs to the loo*

@RAZERZ i love that line