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pmso4186yDeveloper: Ahahah! You didn't know my special technique : KISS!
Deadline: NOOOOOOO!
~ Deadline was transformed in a sprint -
nukasev4856yEven though this would make an awesome anime if done correctly, I think that the world already has way too much entertainment that gives the wrong idea about dev things to the uneducated.
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xewl41736yWould "Deadline" be a demon in the dev's mind or would it be something physical like an alarm clock or maybe a smartphone calendar app with speech features?
I would love the demon mixed up with the smartphone app or something similar xD
It could "Creep up", be fed by a boss' speech, and delete code that wasn't saved on purpose. (Attack it with git perhaps, showing how it would benefit etc)
100% would watch! -
Maybe "deadline" is a deamon (haha, linux pun) in the digital world, posessing the management to bring down a team of programmers whose pc's and laptops inexplicably turned into girls.
I don't even want to imagine server rooms then. -
plokko6026yKnight's & Magic, not exactly centered on dev life but it's funny seeing a dev reverse engineering a fantasy world
I hope they make an anime about being a dev and the enemy is the deadline.
Dev: ill use this coding technique number 111
Deadline: impossible
Insert explosion effect here
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