im on a backlog meeting and i need to shit so badly. ironically the meeting is "back-log" too and i need to shit a log from my back lol. i am full of shit!

@retoor ur just jealous of me

@retoor btw i just fked a new girl and she's madly obsessed n in love w me and literally said she feels like she won the lotto and views me like a God. i fked her so good she said she feels like she just lost her virginity. imma crown her as my new brunette gf and ignore my cheating whore blonde ex gf who im losing feelings extremely exponentially idgaf about thr crying blonde ex whore suffering in life cz when I was suffering she was cheating proudly on me. now tables have turned God punishes her

@retoor bodycount 13 lessgo i wish it was 20+ but now this girl treats me so good i feel bad to cheat on her. shes the type of girl that brings me peace and peace is all i wanted from a female which seems to be the hardest shit to receive