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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!! LibreOffice Impress is a complete shit!! I am all about open source and such but this shit just sucks, moving elements around a frame snaps them to some grid, however when you paste an element from other frame it will have a different grid!!! This motherfucker has got an ALT function that will allow you to move the element more precisely but it only works seldom and it hates it when I try to use the fucking arrow keys - it even crashed once when I tried it. AND WHEN YOU FUCKING COPY A TABLE FROM ONE FUCKING FRAME TO ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING FRAME, DELETE A FEW ROWS AND THEN COPY THE FREAKING TABLE BACK IT WILL HAVE MAGICALLY DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS BUT JUST EVER SO SLIGHTLY, BECAUSE FUCK THE USER, RIGHT??!!! (Doing this because there is no way to split tables into two different objects) I constantly have to save my presentation, kill the process and open it again because something just stops working or gets stuck, like seriously, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK???!!! Are there no tests?!!! Do the people who work on this piece of motherfucking shit even use it???!!

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  • 1
    And THEN IT FUCKING ALLOWS YOU TO ADD ROWS AND COLUMNS BUT NOT DELETE THEM... because why would anyone want to delete them, right?!!!
  • 0
    1. calm down
    2. which version do you use?
    3. did you select cell(s) not just text? libreoffice ungrayed these buttons when i selected the cells.
  • 0
    @stop
    1. don't tell me to calm down
    2. I am sure as hell I did, it only worked like 33% of the time
    3. don't know, probably the latest, I deleted it right after I finished the presentation and it crashed twice between me posting this rant and finishing the presentation
    4. I am never again going to make a presentation in this shit, HTML, CSS and JS for the win
  • 2
    @stop ok, I calmed down, sorry for being kind of rude, I was just really pissed and I don't like someone who's not my best friend or a family member that I really like(like my cousin) telling me to calm down ;-)
  • 0
    @D3add3d dont worry, i know this feeling.
  • 4
    @stop No need to calm down, this is devrant after all.

    @D3add3d Nice rant.
  • 0
    @electrineer you cant make decisions if you are angry, hungry or thirsty
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    @stop I am hungry, thirsty, tired and angry... soo I can't do anything, right?
  • 0
    @stop but then again, I am angry and tired 24/7...
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