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@Alice
*applies for cyber security company*
“So your resume looks impressive. Masters in music, with a minor in jazz studies. Do you know C#?”
Musician: “no but I know F#”
“That will do. You’re hired” -
Sn0wCrack176yI'm pretty sure the actual IT Security guy at Equifax from the hacking period now works for Panera Bread... Who recently just got hacked because their backend was somehow public facing
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The InfoSec community has been trashing her so hard, and for good reason after seeing how she ran the program. Sadly, everyone in management thinks they can run a security program and I hear it everyday from irrelevant wannabes: "Oh just put a firewall right there, hurrrrrrr".
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Actually she calls it Db and not C#
She says all the other devs are enharmonicly confused for using the term C#. -
A few jobs back, our Infotech manager had trouble mounting a flash drive or doing complex stuff in Word. At least she said all her flash drives were encrypted using the Win7 Bitlocker. Still, that Infosec team was next to worthless.
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@Wallpaper but in movies all systems are secure because of the 100 firewalls 😂😂😂
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@YourNemesis music composition preferred 😂😂😂 I should’ve majored in music
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mundo0349786yYpu know C levels only need to know how to talk and how to lead right?
They don't need to do the actual work, they can't do it.
A good leader knows this and hire people that can do the fucking work
So chill the fuckup.
I read she sucks tho
I guess she was fluent in C#
rant