— There is a bug in prod!
— Omg, why aren't you fixing it yet?
— No, I'm just raising awareness!

Many men aged 40 and above suffer from bugs in prod and sadly there is still a stigma associated with it.

Are you woken up at night by angry stake holders, complaining about the bugs in prod?

Do you skip breakfast, so you can deal with the bugs in prod. Have you not seen your family in weeks, because your bugs in prod?

Hire me as a freelancer right now, and your bugs are gone. Just call 0800-bugs-in-prod for an overpriced quote.

Here are some testimonies:

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@TrayKnots wow, that's quality stuff. Ever got locked up in a room with a TV only having Tell Sell on?

Keep saying things like this and a suit will say you have management potential.

@JsonBoa I am the suit

@kiki may sudo have mercy on your UID