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kiki37281137d@retoor Docker Desktop is free for small businesses (fewer than 250 employees AND less than $10 million in annual revenue), personal use, education, and non-commercial open source projects.
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kiki37281137d@retoor I still remember how you called him “too German to function”, and that was way too sick of a burn
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devJs1582137d@kiki what do you mean it went all corpo?
Fuck that shit!
Edit: I read the whole thread now! It was good while it lasted! -
kiki37281137d@retoor we already have a way to package code and its dependencies into a reusable package. It’s called a binary.
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kiki37281137d@tosensei configuration is code. static assets aren’t being put into docker in the first place. dependencies are bundled with code.
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kiki37281137d@tosensei I’m afraid your analogy isn’t quite right. If code is engine, then docker container is everything but engine. I can engine-swap a car, but I can’t code-swap a docker container. Motorcycle engine inside a car still gives you a functional car. If the car is light, you can use a lawnmower engine, or even a chainsaw engine. There are cars that run on piston airplane engines.
An image upscaling AI’s code inside a docker container that was made for compiling an OS gives you a non-working mess that doesn’t make sense. -
kiki37281137d@tosensei well, a dog with its heart swapped with a pump powered by a lawnmower engine is such a cool idea! wake up bro, it’s time to supercharge our dog!
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kiki37281137d@tosensei nah, but I know that there are portable heart pumps for humans. No, not pacemakers, a legit pumps. You gotta carry it in a bad with you though
Have a problem? Put it in docker. Now you have two problems.
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