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Joyston
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Placement Drives Be Like:

Company: "Congratulations! You’re hired!"

Me: "Thank you! When’s the joining date?"

Company: "Don’t worry, we’ll get back to you…"

4 months later: “Still processing.”

8 months later: “In the final stage.”

1 year later: “New HR, who dis?”

Me: "Bro, I didn’t get a job… I got a pending task!"

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  • 4
    I have no idea what a placement drive is.
  • 3
    what heretofore unimaginable Kafkaesque horror did mankind invent today?
  • 1
    @retoor search in google
  • 1
    @Joyston no. Play stupid games, win stupid prices.
  • 0
    @Demolishun I hear they're best when cooked with apples.
  • 0
    I would hesitate to hire someone who keeps saying "be like", in the absence of a compelling reason to overlook it.
  • 0
    @donkulator didn’t know ‘saying be like’ was part of the hiring criteria.

    Bro, if companies hired based on slang usage, half of LinkedIn would be ‘seeking opportunities’ forever.
  • 0
    @Demolishun Valley girls in the UK be like "beth wyt ti'n edrych arno?"
  • 1
    Doesn't seems bad if you're getting paid in the meantime 😂
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