Are you done yet?
Is it ready for review ?
How far?
Any updates?
When can I check?
We are wasting time..
How long will it take ?
Are you saying this will take 2 days to complete?
😪😪😪
Pls raise a cup with me if you can relate.
Add yours too.

A client is triggering us with:

Please fix!

And if we resolve the issue immediately:

Any updates?

My life:

Add feature A,
Fix feature C from last sprint
Learn a new stack and build / deploy feature B, C, D , E in this sprint
Add feature F to this other project which relates to feature C in this new stack

Are you done yet?
What’s taking so long?

Oh by the way... we have an urgent server migration due which we failed to mention 🤷‍♂️

So what, you’ll be done by Friday yea?

Your privacy policy is updated
😂😂

How's it going mate?
Can it be done today?
This is a priority.

"I thought this would be a quick hit"

Yes, you absolutely thought so. You also ignored me when I said it wouldn't be.

i seriously hate these type of clients

Well I have a recent one:
SM: Hey, can we push task x to Sprint out of scope? It's urgent...
Me: ... Okay..
SM 2 days later: oh that task can't go in this Sprint, it has to go on the next one
Me: no prob, I'll just leave it on the feature branch
SM the next day: hey, task x must go as an hotfix to prob
Me: get your shit together!!!

*this is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?*