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Instagram in a nutshell:
1. Posting a meme without real picture
2. Getting likes
3. Comments:
- Bots: "Amazing","Beautiful view!","you wanna see my nudes?😍😍😍❤️❤️💘💘💘💦💦"
- people :"@randomdude bro this is funny because xy Haaha"
4. FOLLOWERS DON'T SEE MY POST BECAUSE INSTAGRAM IS STILL PROUD OF THEIR NON CHRONOLOGIC-FEED!!

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  • 3
    Don't get me started on the ads and the suggested posts page. They're both on a cancerous level.
  • 4
    @Stuxnet oh yes I know what you mean. They asked me 10 times to tell them what ads I like. To every ad about tech I chose "yes". Now they show me wildlife shit where someone's cutting parts of a snake(no joke)
  • 2
    @HTMLspecialist I tell it I dislike everything lol
  • 2
    @Stuxnet what i still hate the most:
    NON FUCKING CRONOLOGICAL FEEEEEEEEEEEED ARRRRRGGGH IAN GOING TO BRAKE EVERYTHING
  • 3
    @HTMLspecialist Right. And if you're not super active, it'll show you posts that are 3 or 4 days old. Do you know how awkward it feels to like your crush's selfie only to realize it's 3 days old?
  • 0
    @Stuxnet there's no recovering from that.

    Unless: just wanted to remind you how cute/silly/fun this was... but that's advance crush. The not sure where you fall on the scale lol
  • 2
    @QueenMorgana Well this happened pre-rejection. But I'm pretty sure there were other factors that contributed to the rejection haha
  • 1
    @Stuxnet probably. Or, you got really lucky because she's the pettiest chick out there...
  • 1
    @QueenMorgana Nah she's not petty. She's actually really nice. A lot nicer than me tbh. Like a LOT nicer lol
  • 2
    Had they kept our much loved chronological feed it would have moved too fast to see anything. They should however have some sort of filter do that you can choose!
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