using Thunderbird after apple mail feels like being manhandled in bed by a big beautiful 6'4" MILF. I mean it's fine, and she's hot, but damn she's huge and, dare I say,... monumental? I feel like a tiny male ant making love to huge female ant that is like 40 times bigger than I am

@donkulator
Yes, in some species of ants, sexual cannibalism can occur where the female will consume the male after mating. This behavior is thought to be a way for the female to gain nutrients and energy for egg production. It is more commonly seen in certain species such as the black widow spider, but it can also occur in some ant species.