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Well you gotta make that code aware of the new hole, no surprises allowed, you know...
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Unai4876yHollywood: type three lines of code per second.
Real life: just read three lines per second. -
And let me press 5 buttons to lock all enemies out of the system, regain control, and have the most necessary things back up and running
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@JiggleTits while your supervisor who knows nothing about tech, watches you from the back with his eyes wide open, feeling amazed and shocked
Hollywood be like
"Oh no they shot a hole in my CPU, let me just rewrite the code so that it works again. I'll be 5 minutes."
joke/meme