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Me: I need a girlfriend, dev life is so lonely.

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A week later:
Me: sudo rm -rf girlfriend

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  • 7
    @zlice the only control we need is in the terminal
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    @zlice so salty, who hurt you ? ๐Ÿ˜‹ a relationship is very far from controlling one another.
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    @Kiralin you have more exception's to handle in a relationship than a buddy program
  • 1
    @Julien00859 I just put one up on Amazon Merch just for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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    @Setherizor I added the girlfriend to the sudo group, when I met her I refrained from using the root account, downgraded for my safety
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    You know why relationships are hard?

    Coz the person that you share the depths of yourself towards๏ผŒ acts like a mirror to all the shitiness in yourself that you cant deal with.

    And when people see their shitty side they freak out and run away.

    Sure you have good sides๏ผŒ but your bad sides are just worse.
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    @Santaclauze hence relationships are just mirrored connections with bad speed?
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    @zlice I'm in a relationship and I'm very happy ๐Ÿ˜‹ sad that you haven't seen one I guess.
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    Don't forget to clean .cache
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    @krazycavin sudo rm -rf ~/.cache*
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