My friend ranting as his boss provided him a routine to make life more structured.

Does he manage the time for masturbaion as well?

What the actual fuck kinda boss would try and micro manage someone's life to that degree, holy shit, if I was the employee ide tell him to mind his own fucking business.

This is hilarious.

@NickyBones I was thinking the same thing.

And WTF is fresh? Bathroom breaks?

I'd be able to wake up at 5 only if i got roughly 8 hours of sleep

I’ll be honest. I fucking hate morning people like this.

There is a human bias to believe that everyone is like you, then that gets extended to..

“Anyone who isn’t like me is lazy/stupid/etc.”

I’m going to rant a story about this now actually. Coming soon

I woke up early so I could get home earlier, also that boss is a piece of shit