Friend: PHP is trash.
Me: PHP is the most beautiful thing men created. And you're trash.

Friend: it's function(){
}
Me: it's
function()
{
}

It's
function() {
}

Its ( ) => { }

It's whatever you want if you respect it in the whole project

I don't get it?

@pollux It's “it's”

@olback it's the good old first bracket in the same line of the function name or on the next line fight...

@ocaiquemello Sure, but what does this have to do with PHP?

@olback what doesn't it have to do with PHP, in the context of this rant?

Your friend is right, both ways.

@pollux sounds like you should listen more to your strawma- I mean friend

@hell @AlexDeLarge ding dong ur both wrong

@Lycocain ding ding fuck you

@RyanWig oh no, that was just to show the brackets

Well..

@hell and go to heaven

I will be the first to fight for php. Been using it for years and know it well enough to not shot myself in the foot using it.

I will also fight hard for JS.

But php is by far and wide ugly af to look at. I always thought the syntax looks ugly as all hell. But i love that uglyness. To me php is a really hot girl with an ugly face :P

@andros705 there are two languages wiiiiidely hated because of the syntax: Perl and PHP. Most that hate the syntax of Perl will come to dislike PHP as well. Love em both, but from an aesthetic point of view....yeah...puuuurty ugly. This is subjective though, so pretty for you might be ugly for me and vice versa

@hexc it's

function () {}