"Just link your ide to the prod server and dev like that"

Company organised a meeting with everyone for me to explain (again) why I'm leaving.
Basically participated to a meeting to say that I'm out of their company

Probably a firefighter or a medic / surgeon

I did not.

Eevee plushes, mug, 3d printed and a good number of nendoroid.
Beers or redbull, and finally, cat

Got a new job last October. And so far, I've nothing to rant about, it's absolutely perfect, too perfect.. Me scared of karma

What are your (almost) "permanently open softwares" on your computer ?

Mine are discord, rocketchat and sublime

"SO is down, SO is down! Pray for our souls! "
Meh, not sure I use it once a month so..

"Pornhub is down! "
Yo wtf know we're talking about a plateform I use!

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Funfact: if you add the numbers of the two Portal titles, you will get in fact Portal 3. This only happens every 21 years on full moon and if you don't forward this to 2 of your friends via a rant, you will be visited by a scary ghost that will kill you after playing Atari ET with you.

Don't forget to actually forward the message or we will all die a gruesome death

Did two bachelors (network/system then dev).
Useful ?
Well I learnt some basics during the first year; but then being curious and searching things by myself made them completely useless.
Almost every interview I did were successful and didn't asked for my degrees but what I was actually able to do, code and understand.

'' If you create our website you're hired ''.

Does tv reality peoples count as open source things ?

Am I the only one that almost never display the file' list of my project ? I'm just ctrl+p everything with sublime

3d printed a little kyuty eevee. Will serve me as a new debugger

What's the most stupid/raging way you broke a device ?

Me? I fell asleep in my bed, while reading some rants.. on my fucking phone and broke it while sleeping on it

little desktop reveal

A language is not responsible of your incompetence

When I was a beginner ppl told me
"French companies hire Indian developers because they're cheaper"

Today ? Oh I'm working for an Indian company.

Got two stars on one of my github project, i feel happy and sad, because it's now a private project on framagit :/

Finally reached 2k++(after all this time, guess I'm a bad ranter), only 1k left to optain this beautiful raven😊.
Thanks devTea for this last bomb

Today i did it, after WEEKS of stuggle and suffering, this fcking odbc driver with multi db login WORKS on cpanel with php. I'm happy, ashamed, and i need a third beer.

What's the oldest piece of ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ software you had to work with ?

So today i have to install the gigantic shit called cPanel on a vm that run on a macmini..

Our server are on cpanel, I'm installing it for tests purpose..

I already know that i'll swear more than i ever did before when i'll have to make pdo odbc working on easyapache4 for our db hosted on mssql server... RIP me

I'm a backend dev, but i often have to imagine and create the design since there's no designer at my office 😵😱

So far, i hate him!(me)

I actually have a quite good social life..
I keep at least 2 nights per week to spend time with my friends and drink!
The only issue is that no one of them are in tech. But yeah, as said in a previous rant, i'd like to have dev friends, mentor..

Trust me or not, i'm currently creating a fcking cool video game with php.

Dear school,
even when I'm drunk like now, i still feel a pain in the ass, you know, like if i tried to do a fcking reverse tombstone with a beer bottle in my asshole.

This is the end of my sixth year. Yup, 3 years network/system admin, and now 3 years programming.

Now what, you were useless, didn't teach me anything, i feel like the chimp's sperm filled leprous mare that write planning for the year just want us to learn french and laws.(oh, the chimp as IST prolly.)

You ruinned me, I'm fcking poor now, but i have a degree (yolo)..

Well, you gave me some friends.. thanks for that you dumbass.

Dear teacher, i want to know, why are you so incompetent ? I mean, did you find your degree in Mother of shit' school as me ?

And also, pleaseee : next time i get an exam on a specific software that runs only on windows, i'll probably kill the fcking entire classroom, and this include you, and your merkel's ass licker familly.

That's it, random post, some hate, sorry fellow ranters, have a good day!

Soo, i just downloaded unreal engine, let's connect it to clion and write / learn some cpp i guess

Dear trogus, my little Pixel isn't that fat, look :